Thursday, February 17, 2005

Exclusive New Product Announcement

One-A-Day White Magic Yoghurt Drink

Everyone knows that black magic is bad for you, causing boils, plague and your arm to fall off when you least expect it. But did you know that the human body also contains lots of white magic too? Millions of little bits of friendly magic that actually make you feel better. Now, with our new One-A-Day White Magic Yoghurt Drinks from Bandwagon Products Ltd, you can top up your body's white magic and need never suffer from backfiring spell misery again.

White magic has been provem to be effective by leading celebrity witches and allows you to:
  • live your life free from curses and hexes
  • banish gremlins, goblins and ogres to the farthest reaches of the kingdom
  • fly.
But that's not all! One-A-Day White Magic Yoghurt Drinks also top up your mumbo jumbo, snake oil and pixie dust! And like all our products they are easy to swallow, yet smell a bit fishy. Available in Strawberry, Apricot and Placebo flavours.

ORDER NOW and receive an exciting free book! Get your order in within seven days and you will receive your copy of The Harry Potter Code absolutely free! This lavish book is packed with trendy conspiracy theories and has spent eight-two weeks at the top of the Factual Paperback chart!

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